Comments on: Before His First Step, He’s Off Again

By: Jimbo's Bar

Jimbo's Bar — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:24:59 +0000

He’s a pitcher’s pitcher, but he’s also a hitter’s pitcher.

The back of his baseball cards simply say “SEE FRONT FOR DETAILS.”

Lara — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:40:57 +0000

Javy’s definition of batting practice is throwing baseballs at bats…

…while they fly around their cave.

Marko — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:38:47 +0000

I still don’t believe he has that many strikeouts considering he is the absolute worst 0 and 2 pitcher to ever walk the Earth.

Ryan Wallace — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:32:31 +0000

His fastball once destroyed a mitt… and the catcher wearing it.

James Carney — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:07:06 +0000

You can see Javier Vazquez’ charisma from outer space, and he once punched a magician.

matt fischer — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:03:26 +0000

I heard the only thing he’s afraid of is unicorns.