{"id":116,"date":"2008-08-07T17:23:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-07T22:23:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2008-08-07T17:33:23","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T22:33:23","slug":"mlb-com-back-to-school-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/116\/mlb-com-back-to-school-sale","title":{"rendered":"Highlights from the WhiteSox.com Back to School Sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey kids, it&#8217;s time for the MLB.com back-to-school sale! Among the featured items in the White Sox collection:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Thirteen varieties of baseball cap, even though the CPS has supposedly strict rules against wearing\u00c2\u00a0non-religious headgear on school property. You know, gangs and stuff.<\/li>\n<li>27&#8243;x37&#8243; Flag, easily too large for any school locker.<\/li>\n<li>Officially Licensed Counter-Top Refrigerator for all those South Side Sodas, bro.<\/li>\n<li>Chicago White Sox\u00c2\u00a02005 World Series edition of Monopoly, perfect for clinging to the past &#8211; just like the grown-ups do!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The apparent demand for these products\u00c2\u00a0can only lead us to the same conclusion MLB&#8217;s market research apparently reached: school-aged Sox fans are willing to get overly nostalgic for the recent past, get 4.3 cubic feet of drunk, or get shot at for their team. Don&#8217;t ever grow up. Ever.<\/p>\n<p>&bull; Back to School 2008 [<a href=\"http:\/\/shop.mlb.com\/family\/index.jsp?categoryId=2824756&amp;cp=2823624\">MLB.com<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey kids, it&#8217;s time for the MLB.com back-to-school sale! Among the featured items in the White Sox collection: Thirteen varieties of baseball cap, even though the CPS has supposedly strict rules against wearing\u00c2\u00a0non-religious headgear on &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[35,47,48],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}