Actual headlines RIGHT NOW on whitesox.com:<\/p>\n
PODSEDNIK’S PINCH-HIT POP NOT ENOUGH<\/strong> PLAYOFF PAYOFF TICKET PACKS ARE ON SALE<\/strong> PEAVY’S DEBUT MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK<\/strong> TRIO OF WHITE SOX IN LINE FOR HANK AARON AWARD<\/strong> FIRST YEAR, ONE PRIZE: FOLLOW THE SOX ROOKIES<\/strong> TAKE THE SOX WITH YOU WHEREVER YOU GO<\/strong>
\nWow, not even the thunder of Scotty Pods could save them. Shocker.<\/p>\n
\nPlayoff tickets. Now THAT”s funny.<\/p>\n
\nBut then he might not be eligible for the playoff roster!<\/p>\n
\nApparently Hammerin’ Hank’s spirit lives on in missed swings at 1-2 breaking balls in the dirt. Scott Merkin writes<\/a> “Speed is about the only thing missing for this trio, who haven’t stolen a base between them. But you don’t have to run at any more than a trot when circling the bases following a home run.” And this is true. Other times you don’t have to run:<\/p>\n\n
\nExcept Brent Lillibridge.<\/p>\n
\nHave you ever watched a once-mighty bullpen self-destruct – from the beach? You will. And the team that’ll bring it to you? CWS.<\/p>\n