{"id":1580,"date":"2009-07-24T14:23:11","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T18:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mouthpiecesports.com\/soxblog\/?p=693"},"modified":"2009-10-16T21:08:18","modified_gmt":"2009-10-17T02:08:18","slug":"perfect-is-indescribable-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/1580\/perfect-is-indescribable-apparently","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Perfect&#8217; Is Indescribable, Apparently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was out socializing at a less-than-upscale establishment last night, as I have been known to do on certain Thursdays.<\/p>\n<p>(Don&#8217;t judge; I saw you in line at the place across the street.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, every television was, as expected, showing highlights or full-out game replays of yesterday&#8217;s spectacular event, and that alone was cool &#8211; most of the social halls in that part of town usually only concern themselves with the trials and tribulations of this city&#8217;s minor league team. More than one person on the streets of Chicago bore a big number 56 on the back of their t-shirts, which was also a cool sight, as though the masses had momentarily united behind a man who, for a little while, just made things perfect.<\/p>\n<p>But the strange part came later, when people in this pocket of enemy territory would hear about my allegiance to the Sox and say things to the effect of &#8220;Congratulations.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Congratulations on the perfect game today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dude, I&#8217;m so happy for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Man, I&#8217;m so jealous of you right now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And after about the fifth such exchange, I just had to ask: what in the world do I have to do with it? I didn&#8217;t call any pitches, didn&#8217;t swing at any tricky change-ups, didn&#8217;t make any out-of-character catches. Come to think of it, the closest thing I ever threw in my storied baseball career to a perfect game was the time in Little League when there were only two batters on base when that kid hit a home run off of me (instead of the usual three). So what gives?<\/p>\n<p>This being a strange hour on a Thursday night,\u00c2\u00a0the men and women issuing these heartfelt regards\u00c2\u00a0were not exactly well-equipped to answer much beyond &#8220;Dude&#8221; and &#8220;You know\u00c2\u00a0&#8211; perfect game.&#8221; Sensing this line of questioning was going nowhere, I traded my curiosity for another PBR.<\/p>\n<p>Much later, and at a much more deplorable venue, I spotted another dude in a No. 56 jersey t-shirt.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You see them game today?&#8221; I asked him, knowing full well he did.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;****in&#8217; A, man,&#8221; he answered, &#8220;and I&#8217;m gonna see it again tomorrow and again and again until the goddamn DVR remote breaks. We ****in&#8217; did it, man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Like an idiot, I took the bait: &#8220;We?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>I braced myself for the onslaught of dudes and likes except this dude, this dude actually had an answer worth hearing.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hell yeah, &#8216;we&#8217;,&#8221; he started. &#8220;Us and Mark, man, we&#8217;re in this together, you know? We scream for him, go to the games, watch when even it ****in&#8217; kills us, stick by &#8217;em even when they suck, and why? For stuff like this, man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dude took another chug of whatever he was drinking.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And the thing is,&#8221; he continued, &#8220;the stuff like this, man, this is why it&#8217;s worth it. Say we&#8217;re not watching, then who gives a damn if some guy can throw a baseball? Mark knows it man, look at the smile on his face after that game. We&#8217;ll cheer if you give us something to cheer about, you know? You do it, we&#8217;ll make it count. Simple as that. Simple as that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Simple as that<\/em>, I thought. Dude might have been onto something there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You see that perfect game? That&#8217;s my perfect game, or so everyone says.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[139],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1580"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1799,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1580\/revisions\/1799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}