{"id":190,"date":"2008-09-26T21:11:19","date_gmt":"2008-09-27T02:11:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2008-09-26T21:17:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-27T02:17:35","slug":"where-nobody-knows-your-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/190\/where-nobody-knows-your-name","title":{"rendered":"Where Nobody Knows Your Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a bar at Broadway and Buena that serves a hell of a good pizza. Not deep dish, not Chicago-style or any of that, just your average greasy goodness with cheese oozing off the crust and toppings you didn&#8217;t know people used as toppings. And nothing fancy where bars go either, just your average neighborhood corner joint. Lots of TVs. Plenty of beer. Free wireless internet.<\/p>\n<p>I stopped in tonight to catch the game. The day had been spent &#8211; some might say squandered &#8211; cursing these White Sox. <em>Stupid one-dimensional offense<\/em>, I thought. <em>How dare you not hit the grand slam? Oh, and by the way, nice rundown there the other night.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But time dulls all pain, even that of a horrifying three nights of baseball, so I focused again. It&#8217;s only half a game they&#8217;re down by, and there&#8217;s (sort of) plenty of baseball to play still. Anything is possible, and you never know grinder\/grit\/all that business. The Tribe can&#8217;t win forever, so it seemed worth paying attention.<\/p>\n<p>That bar on Broadway sits less than a mile from Wrigley Field, just close enough for balconies and front steps to still fly those hateful W flags as an act of neighborly kindness and where the good-looking residents all rock their best blue and red.<\/p>\n<p>All told there were maybe a dozen people on hand. A couple cops, a few couples, mostly locals getting some of that sweet, sweet grease pit pizza. The Cubs-Brewers game &#8211; the one to decide the division that&#8217;s already been decided, the one to maybe put the Brew Crew back sort of near the top &#8211; came on at the same time as what became the terrible Sox-Indians showdown you see before you.<\/p>\n<p>I ask Bartender if he could put the Sox on the big-screen with the sound on.<\/p>\n<p>Bartender looked at me like I was crazy. &#8220;Cubs only,&#8221; he says.<\/p>\n<p>The Cubs&#8217; game is meaningless, I say.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sox game&#8217;s even more meaningless,&#8221; he says. &#8220;But it&#8217;s still on the other TVs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here in Cubstown, half a game on the other side of town doesn&#8217;t matter; where once I would have been a guy rooting for civic glory, instead here I sit screaming at silence. Across the bar, an occcassional clap or &#8220;Yeah&#8221; surfaces when the Good Guys do some good, but if this game is set to be decided by clumsy home runs, hit batsmen and four-pitch walks, better to suffer where no one can hear it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Notes on an evening watching your run-of-the-mill season-deciding mediocrity from a bunker deep in enemy territory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[45,18,24,35,12],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}