{"id":313,"date":"2007-07-18T00:04:42","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T05:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/?p=313"},"modified":"2008-11-16T00:06:32","modified_gmt":"2008-11-16T05:06:32","slug":"mad-libs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/313\/mad-libs","title":{"rendered":"Mad Libs"},"content":{"rendered":"

HOW TO WRITE A GAME RECAP FOR THE 2007 WHITE SOX:<\/strong>
\nIn another stunning loss, the Sox blew a [whole number]-lead in the [number greater than 6]th inning as the [any baseball team] went on to hand the Southsiders their [ordinal number] loss in [previous number plus a small number] games.<\/p>\n

“We thought we were down, but stranger things have happened,” said [any opposing manager]. “We’re here to win.”<\/p>\n

The [any baseball team] were on the ropes after the Sox staked a [whole number]-[lesser whole number] tally, led by another solid outing by [any Sox pitcher but Jose Contreras] and three base hits from [someone who wasn’t a starter on Opening Day of this year]. However, that lead quickly evaporated as [Sox reliever] gave up [some number] runs in just [fractional third less than one] inning.<\/p>\n

“I just wasn’t locating my pitches,” said [shelled reliever]. “I just couldn’t keep them down.”<\/p>\n

“This kid, he got good stuff,” said manager Ozzie Guillen. “I say to him, ‘you get out there and you give me good stuff, I let you pitch.’ Then he do this, I say to him ‘you not gonna do that ever again. Now on, you listen to me.’”<\/p>\n

Still, [Sox veteran] wasn’t phased by the team’s struggles.<\/p>\n

“It’s a long season,” said [Sox veteran], “and, you know, you go out there and play one game at a time.”<\/p>\n

While rumors persist about the future of [struggling trade bait], Sox GM Kenny Williams insists nothing is in the works. “This is a team, and that makes it a team, and since it’s a team I’ve got to listen to the best offers I can in the best interests of this club, of this team” Williams said. “We’re here to win. And it’s a long season.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sports reporting made easy, courtesy of the 2007 Chicago White Sox.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[36,234],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}