{"id":811,"date":"2009-04-19T21:21:19","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T02:21:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/?p=811"},"modified":"2009-04-19T21:21:52","modified_gmt":"2009-04-20T02:21:52","slug":"stop-stealing-t-shirts-chad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/811\/stop-stealing-t-shirts-chad","title":{"rendered":"Stop Stealing T-Shirts, Chad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How bad is the Wrigleyville crowd? Bad enough that they&#8217;re bringing in extra security. . . at a clothing store:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Candidate must be: at least six feet tall (***we are looking for a big man***) , be able to handle and turn away drunk Chicago Cubs fans in a strong yet peaceful manner, well spoken , able to stand alert for six hours , accountable , dependable, well mannered , on &#8211; time (tardiness will not be tolerated) , able to follow orders , etc&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Stay classy, Lakeview.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chicago.craigslist.org\/chc\/fbh\/1129011690.html\">WRIGLEYVILLE STORE SEEKING LARGE BOUNCER FOR CUBS GAME DAYS<\/a> [Craigslist]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How bad is the Wrigleyville crowd? Bad enough that they&#8217;re bringing in extra security. . . at a clothing store: Candidate must be: at least six feet tall (***we are looking for a big man***) &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[24,394,148,412,402,413],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":813,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions\/813"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}