{"id":971,"date":"2009-06-04T20:25:41","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T01:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/?p=971"},"modified":"2009-06-04T20:28:17","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T01:28:17","slug":"gordon-beckham-is-obviously-a-lousy-baseball-player","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/971\/gordon-beckham-is-obviously-a-lousy-baseball-player","title":{"rendered":"Gordon Beckham Is Obviously A Lousy Baseball Player"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, that was uneventful. Jesus Christ Superstar Shortstop gets the call to the big club and what happens? A whole lot of 0-fer, that&#8217;s what, unless you count that TOTALLY AWESOME fielder&#8217;s choice or that routine grounder. Man, those were AMAZING!!!<\/p>\n<p>And remember that one popout? THE FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT I HAVE TO WEAR A RADIATION-PROOF SUIT!<\/p>\n<p>More importantly, beyond fueling the inexplicable hope and psychotic expectations of an increasingly bewildered fanbase, Gordon Beckham&#8217;s non-spectacular debut probably tells us more about the 2009 White Sox than we think it does.<\/p>\n<p>For one, the Sox may very well be throwing in the towel. Sure, the division is easy and Blackout Game and grinder\/grit\/2005, but that&#8217;s exactly the point: if the division is so easy, why are the Good Guys having such a hard time staying afloat in it? and why do they think huge upside is the answer?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, okay, the Tigers just took a thorough and serious <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mackavenuetigers.com\/2009\/06\/04\/the-changes-the-tigers-need\/\">beatdown<\/a> from the Boston Red Sox. This would normally be encouraging were it not for the fact the Red Sox are currently the second-best team in the sport&#8217;s most dominant division, a division so solid its fourth-place team (Tampa Bay, 28) has as many wins as the Central&#8217;s first (Detroit). Couple that with the woodshedding the last-in-the-American-League-they-probably-thank-God-for-the-Nationals A&#8217;s just handed the Sox, and suddenly the day just grew a little darker.<\/p>\n<p>Playing a weak team while your division leader plays a strong one; this is when gaps are supposed to be narrowed, not stagnated.<\/p>\n<p>But what we also know by Beckham&#8217;s arrival is that someone among the White Sox infield is inevitably leaving (Wilson Betemit <a href=\"http:\/\/soxmachine.com\/blogs\/soxmachine\/archive\/2009\/06\/04\/16312.aspx\">doesn&#8217;t count<\/a>). Alexei Ramirez is too marketable and too highly-marketed (and actually playing well) while Chris Getz is just about as acceptably average as a rookie infielder can be, leaving either scrappy lil&#8217; Jayson Nix or Josh &#8220;Jim Thome, Jr.&#8221; Fields relegated to trade bait, bench duty or manning the hot corner for Charlotte&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/web.minorleaguebaseball.com\/milb\/stats\/stats.jsp?n=Jose%20Contreras&#038;pos=P&#038;sid=t494&#038;t=p_pbp&#038;pid=425747\">fearsome ace<\/a> right-hander.<\/p>\n<p>Smart money says Fields, as Beckham&#8217;s glove makes his fielding <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/656\/joe-crede-ii-fields-revenge\">obsolete<\/a> and Thome&#8217;s whiffing makes his bat <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/310\/the-josh-tree\">superfluous<\/a>. Which is too bad, because once upon a time Josh Fields was supposed to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/256\/13\">save us all<\/a>. Good thing we have Beckham!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And other nonsensical conclusions we can draw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[35,458,194,66,460,89,459],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":978,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions\/978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sox35th.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}