Five? Check. Dive? Check.

There are probably some interesting stats out there about Cuban exiles getting their first major league hits, nice guy sluggers getting booed by an angry Cleveland fan base, quasi-controversial catchers hitting solo home runs three pitches too late, or improved bullpens actually showing struggles easily as bad as their predecessors’, but here’s one that certainly stands out above all the rest: excluding the preseason and 0-0 record to kick off Opening Day, the Chicago White Sox have not been a .500 team for 306 days. Yikes. []