When bust prospects attack. [More]
You root for the Cubs? The Cubs? What’s the matter with you? In case you’ve been living in a cave, or have perhaps been sequestered for the past several decades, I’d like to remind you there’s a vastly superior team just across town, far more able to compete for the long haul and already instilling unparalleled fear in the hearts of its . . . fans. Sigh. [A.V. Club Chicago]
The defense part? That's the worst part. And the scary part, too. [More]
Surprisingly, the British really don't have this one figured out. [More]
Your busy editor thinks the Twins' loss is everyone else's loss, and that Gordon Beckham is the logical heir to the Robinson Cano fortune. [More]
Contempt, nonsense and vague threats over the airwaves mean the season is here, even if it hasn't actually started. [More]
They're only sleepers if you didn't see them coming. [More]
Ozzie meets the internet and hope runs face-first into the future. They're like bloodlines, but without the bloody part. [More]
That's a lot of Coney Dogs. [More]
As the greatest hitter in franchise history calls it a day, the author finds the future was always written on a slab of laminated plastic. [More]
The most annoying part of your baseball experience, now made even more so. [More]
Coming soon to a sports page near you. [More]
The worst thing that could have happened to the White Sox didn't. But that's still a sad way to end up. [More]
Our former president once joked that C students could one day become president themselves, to which your editor asks: why bother with politics when you could be the next Ken Vining? Part five in a series. [More]
