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In Search of the Last Clean Champions

David Ortiz’ failed steroid test ought to bring the Red Sox’ World Series titles down a peg, except they’d already been cheapened long ago. Then again, so had everyone else’s.

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Seven of Bobby Abreu

People don’t want a hero. They want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television.

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Pass Me a Bottle, Mr. Jones

Assessing a probable next addition to the Chicago White Sox. Individual responses may vary slightly from those given in the answer key.

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The Anti-Pro-Chicago Conspiracy

Meet the new three-headed anti-White Sox monster, although for two of those heads it’s nothing personal.

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