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"I swear, [Comiskey] must have been built on a junkyard!"
- Luke Appling
Category Archives: News
All the News That’s Fit to Go 1-for-11
If the Orioles are any good this year, we’ll only have ourselves to blame.
Filed Under: News Read More: Baltimore Orioles, Ben Davis, Erik Bedard, Luis Terrero, offseason, Ryan Bukvich Comments closed
The Andy Gonzalez of Offseason Acquisitions
Plans are for losers. What the White Sox need is a tall glass of hyperbole.
Filed Under: News Read More: 2008, Carlos Quentin, Chicago White Sox, Kenny Williams, offseason, Scott Linebrink Comments closed
Yet Another Thing Bill Veeck Figured Out First
If one good catch is worth $10 million annually, what are many good catches worth?
Filed Under: News Read More: Aaron Rowand, Bill Veeck, contracts, free agents, Jacque Jones, offseason, PEDs, Philadelphia Phillies, Willy Mo Pena Comments closed
Cheating Backwards
Say it ain’t Schoeneweis, Scott! Say it ain’t Schoe!
There Can Be Only One!
Bloggin’ ain’t easy, but it sure is fun.
Long May You Walk Off
What’s to say? Sometimes a picture’s worth 500 words:
I Don’t Like It Any More Than He Does
Oh yeah, I used to be an American League manager. It’s a tough racket.
Filed Under: News Read More: contracts, Joe Torre, Ozzie Guillen, rock bottom, Tony LaRussa Comments closed
But the Question Is “Why?”
Four game sweep by Boston, outscored 46-7 by the time it was over. What else can you say? If you’re the White Sox marketing team, apparently not very much: Before kicking off a four-game weekend set in Boston — where Paul Konerko launched home run No. 26 on Saturday — the White Sox got the [...]
You Got That Right, Partner
What counts is not the total of five runs surrendered with two outs to the Royals that ultimately spelled the difference between winning 6-2 and losing 7-6. What matters is not new acquisition Mike Myers sporting an ERA with the Sox of 18.00, a number only slightly better than the combined ERAs (18.31) of Dewon [...]
Filed Under: News Read More: Darrin Jackson, Jose Contreras, Mike Myers, rock bottom Comments closed
A Moment of Half-Silence
We were going to be a look at some of the possible September call-ups, but we’re going to save that for another time. Last night, two horrible things became true within a few hours of each other: The Sox made their way into last place. The Cubs clawed their way into first. This is so [...]
Out of the Basement and Into the Light
Playtime is over; time to get spiteful.
Sanitarium
It was a good night if you’re a Tigers fan (and it sounded like there were quite a few at Comiskey tonight) as the kittens kicked off what this writer is certain will be a five-game sweep of the last-place Sox. The Good Guys were up 6-5 when Mark Buehrle left the mound and by [...]
Filed Under: News Read More: Detroit Tigers, Jose Valentin, New York Mets, rock bottom Comments closed
You Are Not Your Embarrassing Fenway Series
Maybe, just maybe, Ozzie Guillen and Charlie Sheen are the same person.
A River in Egypt
Apparently your editor channeled the spirit of Jose Contreras while trying to win a t-shirt at a concert.
Filed Under: News Read More: blatant lies, Boston Red Sox, Don Cooper, Jose Contreras, rock bottom Comments closed