Freddy Garcia returns tonight. What does it mean? What doesn’t it mean? In summation: “Yes.” Anybody seen Timo Perez lately? [Mouthpiece Sports]
If the Twins choke on baseball and fall from a high place, well, that would just be swell.
Ray from Royals on Radio etc. posted a far-reaching survey on the true current condition of each team in the Central, with your editor acting as the ambassador from the South Side. Always good to get a peek inside the enemy’s collective head. [Royals on Radio etc.]
Don’t hate the All-Star Game because it’s a farce; hate the All-Star Game because it’s fun! [Mouthpiece Sports]
Hindsight always leads the league in OPS with back-to-back MVP awards.
In which your editor tries to see things from the enemy’s perspective. Results may prove spiteful. And hilarious. [The Beachwood Reporter]
If it was that easy, don’t you think they would have just done it by now?
Either the National League West is a joke or the Sox are the inevitable World Champions.
Yes Paul Konerko is awesome, just not that awesome. But still pretty awesome. [The Beachwood Reporter]
Ozzie Guillen calls it “very important.” Brian Anderson calls it a big one, but only under certain conditions. Jermaine Dye is all like, hey, man, we come here to win all the time. But what, really, might this week’s cricket match with the Tigers have in store? Let us consider the many woeful possibilities: Five-game [...]
Today is the first day of the rest of your season. [The Beachwood Reporter] There are only two ways the series with Detroit can end: misery or total world domination. [Mouthpiece Sports]
And other nonsensical conclusions we can draw.
If you’re out late dominating the Royals, be sure to pack your suitcase.
. . . and with that, the Jake Peavy era comes to a gentle close.
The only thing we have to fear are the White Sox themselves. [Mouthpiece Sports]
