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"If you're cold, you can have a bad week in one day."
- Greg Walker on doubleheaders
Category Archives: Opinion
Bandit Like Beckham
All this useless baseball.
Say What?
From now on, let’s just believe everything Ozzie Guillen, Greg Walker, and, oh, everyone else says all the time. Why could they possibly have to cover up?
Just Beat the Twins
If only it were that simple.
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: A.L. Central, Chicago White Sox, Joe Mauer, Minnesota Twins, showdowns of epic proportions Comments closed
Hope Springs Partial
They have a chance to make history, these Sox. It’s just a question of which kind of history.
When the Sox Fight Authority, Authority Always Wins
In which Bobby Jenks learns the high price and steep cost of sticking it to The Man.
What a Weird Thing to Have Happen
A few words on Ozzie Guillen’s most shocking managerial move ever OR How we can all learn to stop worrying about baseball and start thinking about winning at all costs.
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: Chicago White Sox, conspiracies, moral flexibility, Ozzie Guillen, treason, umpires Comments closed
White Sox and Silver Linings
Maybe the Sox are terrible. So what? At this point, pretty much everybody in the American League is terrible as well.
There is No Reason for Alex Rodriguez to Play Baseball Ever Again
Alex Rodriguez is a great baseball player, maybe even the best ever, and that’s about the last thing any of us needs right now.
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: Alex Rodriguez, ESPN, MLB, New York Yankees, steroids Comments closed
Dichotomy
Two teams walk into a Kansas City bar. One says “hit me.” The other says “Sure, but only if you hit me first. Repeatedly.”
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: Chicago White Sox, Kansas City Royals, pessimism, sad conclusions Comments closed
Sunday Is Like Every Day
Hey man, don’t you dare disrespect the work of Mark L. Johnson. Not in my house, you won’t.
It’s Not the Spotlight
“Sox-Rangers” just doesn’t have that contentious, national-level ring to it.
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: Chicago White Sox, eerie similarities, ESPN, Media, pontifications, Texas Rangers Comments closed
Carlos Quentin’s Season is Twenty Percent Over
A few words on the downside of hot starts OR We are all in Hawk Harrelson Heaven right about now.
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: Baltimore Orioles, Carlos Quentin, Chicago White Sox, Hawk Harrelson, Nick Markakis, pessimism, softball Comments closed
Bold Predictions: Life on the Street
There is a saying in Baltimore that baseball games may be played in fifty ways and that all of them end poorly.
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: Baltimore Orioles, Bold Predictions, Chicago White Sox, hilarious statistical possibilities, Nick Markakis, softball Comments closed
Things That Happen At Historic Ballparks
How to spot a loser OR the difference between pinstripes and small bears.
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: Chicago Cubs, losers, New York Yankees, rants, Wrigley Field, Yankee Stadium Comments closed
Not Even Confidence Can Save Them
The Sox’ pitching coach can work a lot of miracles, but perhaps some All-Star relievers were simply not meant to be salvaged.
Filed Under: Opinion Read More: All-Stars, bullpen, Chicago White Sox, Detroit Tigers, Don Cooper, Kansas City Royals, Mike MacDougal, pitchers, reclamation projects Comments closed