If this year at Wrigley Field were an animal, it would be a puking gorilla. Our correspondent reports from Waveland and Sheffield.
You root for the Cubs? The Cubs? What’s the matter with you? In case you’ve been living in a cave, or have perhaps been sequestered for the past several decades, I’d like to remind you there’s a vastly superior team just across town, far more able to compete for the long haul and already instilling [...]
Your busy editor thinks the Twins’ loss is everyone else’s loss, and that Gordon Beckham is the logical heir to the Robinson Cano fortune.
A pair of Chicago outfielders, now united for all eternity. Hilarious. [ESPN]
Just for one season cut mercifully short. Ladies and gentlemen, Milton Bradley has solved all of our problems. [A.V. Chicago]
Baseball’s worst ballpark hosts September’s lamest showdown. There is a reason they usually have these things in June.
Don’t quit watching yet, friends. It’s what they want you to do. [Mouthpiece Sports]
Hey, is it late summer already? Good things are just around the corner!
With a month to go, the Cubs and Sox are complete opposites doing the exact same thing. [A.V. Chicago]
In which your editor tries to see things from the enemy’s perspective. Results may prove spiteful. And hilarious. [The Beachwood Reporter]
This series addresses the matter of how we can maximize the fact of our incumbency in dealing with persons known to be active in their opposition to our Ballclub.
I’m starting with the fan in the mirror; I’m asking him to change his ways.
Asking the important questions, like: when is it okay to cheer for Satan?
Waiting until 1994 to start doing steroids – how dare you? [Mouthpiece Sports]
Remember when these teams were both soooo great? Yeah, me either. Death to the Cubs!
At the dawn of this year’s installment of the civil war, we present a few words on the city’s other, less-accomplished baseball team.
