Starting in center field, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Frank Thomas III. Seriously.
Hey, did you know this one guy wants to help his team win?
Now we are free.
On July 4, 2008, the Chicago White Sox will wear special camouflage uniforms for some reason, presumably to honor American troops in a home-game setting (they’re in Cleveland on Memorial Day). This is a nice gesture, and hopefully results in a uni that doesn’t look as heinous as what the Padres sport; if done right, [...]
The real tragedy of the Mitchell Report is not what you think it is, nor is it who you think it is.
Plans are for losers. What the White Sox need is a tall glass of hyperbole.
This would be a disheartening winter if not for the fact that it’s still only fall.
The ups and downs of having stupid, distant ideas as seen through one small-time sportswriter’s eyes.
How Josh Fields’ Rookie of the Year vote makes Lance Broadway the greatest pitcher of all time.
The world needs a hero, but the South Side needs an archvillain. Again.
Taking a new, old look at the most mysterious pitcher in all of Soxdom.
In New York tonight, the Red Sox played the Yankees much to the delight of ESPN, Fox, MLB, and 40 million self-entitled loudmouths. This afternoon, the Angels and Mariners went head-to-head in the latest in a string of increasingly important series for the hanging-on-by-a-thread-because-of-the-goddamn-Yankees Mariners. Elsewhere, the Padres and Diamondbacks squared off with first place [...]
Excitement and disgust, if you think about them, are kind of the same thing.
The Sox might be bad, but if it ever comes to this I will formally jump ship to, oh, let’s say the Mariners.
I owe some of the worst things in my life to baseball. Especially 2007 White Sox baseball.
