There are ups, and there are downs. Losing at home to the likes of the Rangers most certainly counts as a down. [The Beachwood Reporter]
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"If you're cold, you can have a bad week in one day."
- Greg Walker on doubleheaders
Tag Archives: Chicago White Sox
Of Icons and Injections
The last great ballplayer? Yeah, it’s exactly who you think it is. [Mouthpiece Sports]
Bold Predictions: Chicago Rock City
Second and fourth places have never been so horrifically similar.
Filed Under: Features Also Filed Under: Bold Predictions, Detroit Tigers, Jose Contreras, low expectations rarely go unmet, softball, Zach Miner Comments closed
Victory Shall Be Theirs!
“Well, if you don’t know, there’s a chance, right? It’s like, if someone was in the hospital and he was seriously ill and the doctor said, ‘I don’t know if he’s got a chance of survival or not,’ then that doesn’t mean the patient’s definitely going to die, now does it? It means he might [...]
Filed Under: News Also Filed Under: elsewhere, hilarious statistical possibilities, optimism Comments closed
Dichotomy
Two teams walk into a Kansas City bar. One says “hit me.” The other says “Sure, but only if you hit me first. Repeatedly.”
Filed Under: Opinion Also Filed Under: Kansas City Royals, pessimism, sad conclusions Comments closed
They Used to Shell That Zack Greinke; Now They Wear His T-Shirt
The only thing we have to fear is a 1-2 breaking ball low and away.
Filed Under: Features Also Filed Under: all-consuming fear of decent pitching, Kansas City Royals, shellings, softball, Zack Greinke Comments closed
One-Upping the Obvious U2 Reference
Corky Miller is the new Charlie O’Brien. Come to think of it, so is everyone else. [Mouthpiece Sports]
It’s Not the Spotlight
“Sox-Rangers” just doesn’t have that contentious, national-level ring to it.
Filed Under: Opinion Also Filed Under: eerie similarities, ESPN, Media, pontifications, Texas Rangers Comments closed
Dude, They’re Getting the Band Back Together
The triumphant return of Scott Podsednik marks the beginning of the end. Again.
Filed Under: News Also Filed Under: 2005, cruel irony, Freddy Garcia, reunion tours, sarcasm is the most hollow form of diatribe, Scott Podsednik Comments closed
They’d Hit Out If They Only Knew Who To Hit
The Sox must be some acrobats to talk like this and act like that.
Filed Under: News Also Filed Under: game recaps, hyperbole, John Danks, Seattle Mariners, shellings Comments closed
A Sort of Homecoming
How best to briefly welcome an interesting footnote back to Chicago.
Filed Under: Features Also Filed Under: homecomings, Ken Griffey Jr., Seattle Mariners Comments closed
Bright Side of the Home Series Loss
Baby steps towards standing a chance. Baby steps towards standing a chance. Baby steps towards standing a chance.
Filed Under: News Also Filed Under: baby steps, dashed expectations, Jose Contreras, optimism, Roy Halladay, Toronto Blue Jays Comments closed
Early and Often
Your guide to proper voting technique for the 2009 MLB All-Star Game. Ayn Rand would probably have something to say about this.
Filed Under: Features Also Filed Under: All-Stars, Carlos Quentin, democracy inaction, Milton Bradley, Paul Konerko, voting Comments closed
Clash of the So-Called “Titans”
Sox. Jays. There is only one man fully capable of putting this series in its proper context. Drew aka Lloyd the Barber reports from Hollywood North.
Filed Under: Visitors Also Filed Under: first place, guest writers, hilarity, Roy Halladay, showdowns of epic proportions, Toronto Blue Jays Comments closed
Free Trade Agreements Are Not Just an Economic Thing
In which we ask beg Canada to please consider the unthinkable. [Ghostrunner on First]