A pair of Chicago outfielders, now united for all eternity. Hilarious. [ESPN]
Just for one season cut mercifully short. Ladies and gentlemen, Milton Bradley has solved all of our problems. [A.V. Chicago]
Let’s be thankful for the mistake Carlos Quentin didn’t make, as the consequences would have surely been disastrous. [The Beachwood Reporter]
With a month to go, the Cubs and Sox are complete opposites doing the exact same thing. [A.V. Chicago]
In which your editor tries to see things from the enemy’s perspective. Results may prove spiteful. And hilarious. [The Beachwood Reporter]
Your guide to proper voting technique for the 2009 MLB All-Star Game. Ayn Rand would probably have something to say about this.
Meet the new three-headed anti-White Sox monster, although for two of those heads it’s nothing personal.
