Nicky the Swish and Javy T. Squeeze could save this team. HAHA no, just kidding. They couldn’t. [Mouthpiece Sports]
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"I pitched one game in an hour and 32 minutes. The next day, a man in a suit walks into the locker room—he was the head of the concession stands. He says, 'Bill, great game yesterday. But I talked to a few of the fellows. Could you do it a little slower next time?'"
- Billy Pierce, Chicago Reader, September 3, 2009
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Swisher isn’t as horrible when he is only expected to be the weakest link in an Allstar caliber line up. Big surprise. I still think my sister could make a better throw from the OF. Those lollipops always make me laugh. Is he doing the worm in NY too?
Javy is pitching better in a much bigger ballpark in a much weaker league. And just like in NY, I don’t think he could handle the media in CHI. He has a weak mind in a position in which your mental toughness is the most important thing you have.