The defense part? That’s the worst part. And the scary part, too.
Ozzie meets the internet and hope runs face-first into the future. They’re like bloodlines, but without the bloody part.
Coming soon to a sports page near you.
This newfangled language recognition/auto-journalism technology thingy isn’t killing off anything we need worry ourselves with. Mostly.
Maybe Ozzie Guillen’s forgotten the name and the address of everyone he’s ever known, but that’s nothing compared to thinking Jose Contreras and Bartolo Colon were ready for battle. [Mouthpiece Sports] And hey, you know how I know Jake Peavy is awesome? Because he beat the Royals, that’s how. I even read that in the [...]
Nicky the Swish and Javy T. Squeeze could save this team. HAHA no, just kidding. They couldn’t. [Mouthpiece Sports]
Ssssssshhh! You, complaining about the low batting average – quiet down over there! Carlos Quentin is thinking! Again! [Mouthpiece Sports]
The Sox are going to lose this weekend. Even if they win, they lose. Unless they win. Which they will. Team of Destiny! [Mouthpiece Sports] Then again, no one loses until Derek Jeter loses. Because he’s so AWESOME!!! Almost as awesome as Gordon Beckham. No, actually, WAY AWESOMER , says the #1 fan of the [...]
Taking issue with what everyone says about everything, everwhere in all of Soxland.
It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did. [Mouthpiece Sports]
Sale! Sale! Everyone MUST GO! Seriously. All of them. Now.
“Sox-Rangers” just doesn’t have that contentious, national-level ring to it.
With Opening Day postponed due to hilariously inclement weather, let us offer up suggestions for the back page headline of tomorrow’s Sun-Times: Snow Way! Snow-Hitter Say It Ain’t Snow! Snow-pening Day Home Snow-pener That’s a White Sox Win-ter Good God, What A Terrible City We Live In Where It Snows During Baseball Season Stay tuned!
The new last word on the state of sportswriting from one of the best: I have never believed anything except that sportswriters must stay separate, that we must keep a healthy distance, that we must report on sports using the same tools and techniques and strategies that every journalist is taught at a very young [...]
Why not to pay too much attention to the first three weeks of Spring Training.
