Beating the best teams in the world, they wish they all could be California teams. [The Beachwood Reporter]
Sorry for the lapse in posting, folks. A rather large non-sports-related project came up so pieces here on 35th Street might become slightly intermittent over the next few weeks. As penance, a Friday twofer of world-hating cynicism by yours truly: First of all you guys, Gordon Beckham is, like, so awesome, and his hair is [...]
If there was such a thing as a “pitcher rating,” well, you kind of know where this is going.
The final piece of the puzzle sits firmly in place, and can now throw a baseball without pain. Team of Destiny, assemble! [The Beachwood Reporter]
Thanks for nothing, Canseco. Jerk. [Mouthpiece Sports]
David Ortiz’ failed steroid test ought to bring the Red Sox’ World Series titles down a peg, except they’d already been cheapened long ago. Then again, so had everyone else’s.
You know what B.A. stands for. That’s not a question.
We were rooting for you, Brian Anderson. Except when you messed up. Which you did. Often. [Mouthpiece Sports]
Only two men in Chicago White Sox history have thrown perfect games. Charlie Robertson is the other.
It’s Mark Buehrle’s accomplishment but, depending who you ask, it’s ours as well. [Mouthpiece Sports]
Bobby Jenks is not suddenly a bad pitcher. Right? RIGHT? [Mouthpiece Sports]
From ridiculous to awesome to great to pretty good to good to colossal failure, apparently.
How good are the Rays? How important is it for the Sox to beat them? The answer to both is a resounding “very.” [Mouthpiece Sports]
Dude, I’ve got a two-liter of Mountain Dew and a bunch of D&D books. Let’s party! Also, Bacon Spice is fair game.
The easiest way to solve everything is by simply undoing everything. Duh.
Travel, they say, is the best way to gain some perspective on things. Your editor agrees. [The Beachwood Reporter]
