You do not talk about the state of the team. You do NOT TALK ABOUT THE STATE OF THE TEAM. Someone yells “Stop!,” goes limp, taps out, that player is over. Only two guys to a move. One move at a time, fellas. No shoes, no shirt, no full-time job. Trade speculation will go on [...]
And other revelations from the theoretical Ozzie Guillen literary project.
Ozzie Guillen weighs in on foreign policy: Guillen also touched on relations between his homeland and the U.S., saying he hopes President Hugo Chavez and President-elect Barack Obama would strengthen ties. “I’m not asking them to be great friends, but at least that they shake hands,” he said. Next up on Nightline, we’ll be discussing [...]
Hype and hyperbole in the form of staggered heavy metal and awkward front office transactions. Part one in a series.
In the scheme of things, first place does not really equal third place and winning does not make you victorious.
Hey, did you know Ozzie Guillen and Kenny Williams want to improve next year’s White Sox by addition of speed in tremendous amounts? ‘We need speed, but they have to have talent,” Guillen said over the weekend. ”I know I would like to see some more speed. But when you talk about speed, you can’t [...]
Is respectability a good substitute for victory? No. No it’s not. Lloyd the Barber offers a case study in Canadian baseball.
Oh yeah, I used to be an American League manager. It’s a tough racket.
