They’re only sleepers if you didn’t see them coming.
I’m starting with the fan in the mirror; I’m asking him to change his ways.
Q: What’s the difference between May in Chicago and September in Kansas City? A: Six pounds of ribs.
Second and fourth places have never been so horrifically similar.
There is a saying in Baltimore that baseball games may be played in fifty ways and that all of them end poorly.
With Opening Day postponed due to hilariously inclement weather, let us offer up suggestions for the back page headline of tomorrow’s Sun-Times:
Snow Way!
Snow-Hitter
Say It Ain’t Snow!
Snow-pening Day
Home Snow-pener
That’s a White Sox Win-ter
Good God, What A Terrible City We Live In Where It Snows During Baseball Season
Stay tuned!
In the wake of their magical fourth-place finish in 2008, what’s in store for the Kansas City Royals? The answer will probably not surprise you. Part four in a series.
This season’s forecast for Detroit: generally gloomy but with a 58% chance of sunshine. Part two in a series.
With prediction season upon us, we rounded up the best and brightest minds on the internet to gaze deeply into the future. Part one in a series.
Presenting the 35th Street guide to fantasy baseball drafting.
Ten things that will happen in Chicago baseball, all based on nothing in particular.
What we talk about when we talk about Non-Sox playoff series:
Cubs/Dodgers: If the Sox win (more on that tomorrow), may the Cubs win as well; if not, well, it will at least be kind of fun to watch Carlos Zambrano murder one (or many!) of his teammates on national television. Whatever. Prediction: Cubs in 4 OR Dodgers [...]
Two teams will enter, one team will leave. Later, the other team will also leave. Which will be which?
Three things to watch for during the final showdown between kind of good and mostly good:
Brian Anderson shall lead the Twins to victory: Scoring runs is impossible in the Dome anyway, so the Sox will need all the defense they can muster this week. This will of course explain why Ken Griffey, Jr. and Nick [...]
Three things to watch for as those dirty Canadians sneak across the border to steal honest American Jobs:
Their better be some fireworks. Of their 80 wins, only eight have come in games where the White Sox didn’t hit a home run. Eight. Meanwhile, Blue Jays pitching has served up 126 homers in 1,275.7 innings. The [...]
[Editor's note: This was prepared before today's news became public. Oh, irony!]
Three things to watch for as two likely playoff teams enter the Octagon this weekend:
The ressurection of White Sox offense. If Paul Konerko and Jim Thome continue to hit, the 3-6 of Carlos Quentin, Jim Thome, Jermaine Dye, and Konerko could be more than enough to put the [...]
